DeLiShA

|+ A terrible liar +|

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 02:14:27 GMT

This ex-bf of mine tried to lie to me...
I think he's been lying since I know him..

We broke up in May 2009 was it?
He said it was because he been witchcrafted..
I find that hard to believe but itz actually been done in M'sia n Thailand..

Then we contacted again in August 2010..
But he didnt tell me dat he's already engaged..

Nw he told me the engagement was off as he wasnt ready..
I think that's another lie..
I dun tink the fiancee even knows he's sleeping ard on top of sleeping with her.. LoLx.. Pity her naivety..

We contacted each other again near the end of the fasting mth this yr..
He begged me to be his gf again..
I said i'll think abt it..

Then we met on 6th Sept.. Hang out.. Catch movie..

He complained of backache on 8th Sept..
Said going for massage..

I was going to meet a fwen @ City Hall as his office is at the National Library building..
Guess who i saw meeting another girl?

*drumroll* Yes, dat lowlife ex-bf of mine who wanted us back together..

LoLx.. Below is our text convo..
Read on hw he keeps changing his facts..
Aint he a stupid liar? *Rolling On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off*

Conversation on 08-Sept-11
Time - Morning

Him: I nya belakang sakit sey.. I cant really sleep.. Really really hurts..
Me: My fault ke?
Him: No not ur fault.. I telling u..
Me: Ouh.. Coz dat day kn i urut ur back..
Him: Not that.. Semlm lagi sakit..
Me: Ouh.. U got do some lifting?
Him: No basically i sit down..
Me: Nvr move ard?
Him: I did.. But this time it kind more pain.. Haiz..
Me: Ouh.. Ciannyer..

Time - Evening

Me: Eylo.. Hws ur back?
Him: I go urut..
Me: Ouh.. Okie..

(after my last txt, a few mins later i saw him meeting a girl.. Our standing distance wasnt dat far, which makes me wonder hw come he nvr see me.. Haha.. Anyways.. Here's the rest of the convo..)

Time - Night

Me: Gi urut patne?
Him: Baru habis.. Kat telok blangah..

(FYI: City Hall n Telok Blangah [Redhill] is damn far.. LoLx.. One hole in his lie..)

Me: Best kn? Pegy berteman kn?
Him: No lah.. Dgn my dad..

(I pity the dad being pulled into his lie.. *sad face*)

Me: Ouh.. Ok.. Sape the girl?
Him: The girl..?
Me: Pukul 6.30pm pat City Hall MRT.. Girl wearing black shirt.. U siap bwkkn bag lagi..
Him: Apa yg siapa the girl?
Me: U pikir i taq knl u dari jauh eyhk? I saw u with a girl at city hall today.. U wearing blue shirt..
Him: I wear blue? Oh.. Yes i at city hall.. Yes my bestie.. Kita gi telok blangah.. Salah ke.. U tak nafikan.. I tak hide..
Me: Ape aje la Mr _______.. Two cn play this game..
Him: Apa game sey.. Tak caya sudah..
Me: I taq naq tuduh ape yg i taq nmpk.. So i am not going to say anything else..

(If i were him, i wudnt hv bothered to explain myself even futher.. But this stupid guy still wanna be in my gd books so he clarified.. Which makes the holes in his lies even bigger.. Such a stupid arse.. LoLx..)

Him: Yes.. I jumpa my friend.. (bestie nw become friend.. another hole in his lie..)
Him: She knows the place.. So we meet up with my dad..
(btw, i dun see the dad.. Coz i met the dad before.. I dun see the dad anywhere..)
Him: Sebab we both needed the massage..
Me: No need to explain.. I dun wanna noe..

And today, 11-Sept-2011, i found out he removed me from his FB friendlist..
What a loser.. Anyways, that's end of this story..

|+ Phase In My Life +|

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 08:00:24 GMT

Why are there tears when there's no sorrow?
Why isn't my life giving me a brighter tomorrow?
Why am i sad over something not dead?
Why are there some doubts planted in my head?
So many questions, not a single answer,
It did not make me feel any better.
If you are wise, you'll stay away,
Coz i may do something that'll ruin your day.
As i don't want to hurt or make u sad,
Or worry about me until you nearly go mad,
Just leave me alone, leave me to think,
And don't even recommend me to some weird shrink,
This is just a phase I'm going through,
And just for the record, I do still love you..

|+ Another Email to Mr Gates +|

Sat, 21 May 2011 12:35:21 GMT

Remember Mr Suresh from Tamil Nadu?
He sent another complaint email again....

Email reads:

Dear Mr Gates,

I have not received your response yet!
On top of that i have additional problems on my computer.

1. I have this prompt error reads clear cookies, but i didn't smell or find any cookies in the computer.

2. There is a shift button on my computer but when i pressed it..
Doesn't shift anything at all.

3. The escape button is not working at all..
One night my wife was nagging at me so i tried to escape by pressing the escape button..
only to get myself being nagged.

4. When i press Enter it seems that i am stuck here. I can't enter anywhere.

5. I was watching movie on my computer but when i had to go to the loo i tried to pause the movie, so i pressed the PAUSE BREAK button but it seems that it does nothing..

Please help me these problems are driving me coconuts!

Mr Suresh
Tamil Nadu

|+ Relived old times.. +|

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 10:17:21 GMT

Been a long time since i update this blog.. Haha.. Havent got the time, or dunno wat to update... Here are the current events in my life...

My love life with dat someone ended last year... Itz not him, itz me.. Juz dat i dun see a very bright future... For myself or for ours.... So i guess dat ending it wud be the best as i hate seeing both of us arguing, n no longer talking... We may not have ended it in gd terms but at least we were civil abt it..

From data entry clerk to planning assistant, now to "junior planner"... as the position is called... Very busy, but at least i am no longer stuck at the table doing reports... the only flaw is dat, i dun like to expedite parts dat are shortage, even though i hv the ryt to do it, and pester the buyers to pester their suppliers... in the end, they r being hostile when i keep on bothering them... haiz... pity me...

June going to Langkawi, from 1st to 5th... 1st time for a proper holiday, even though not with my own family, but my cuzzies family n my lil sis.... hopefully all will go well...

Two new assistants (yet again)... One is actually my age.... At last, someone to talk to... Hopefully my supervisor will be happy dat i now hv a lunch kaki to go out with other than going out with him... hahahaha.... not dat we hv anything in common anywayz... =P

Nest up, my current love life... Or the lack of one... Well, I've been dating someone.. Not much dat i cn reveal abt it other than he's a divorcee n ard my parents age... Not dat i mind abt the age gap, but i wun lyk the way my family's gonna react abt it.. It feels so right... But the only flaw is, i cant cook a decent meal to save myself, let alone support a family... *blushing with embarrassment*

Well sweetheart, it is abt time you learn... Start with sumtink small... Maybe his fav dish: sambal telur / sambal sotong?? Thinking abt it already makes my mouth water... So i've decided.... To learn how to cook sambal... My mum wud be so proud... Haha... =P

I tink i'll log off first.. I ran out of ideas on wat to continue.. Later peepz..

|+ Happiness... +|

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 01:17:31 GMT

Happiness.. Has left me alone..
Happiness.. Not for me to own..
Happiness.. Has deserted me..
Happiness.. Left me in agony..
Happiness.. Will never return..
Happiness.. Something i can never earn..
Happiness.. Something i can never borrow..
Happiness.. Let me drown in my sorrow..

|+ Time to let go +|

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 00:49:11 GMT

People question me, "Why are you so quiet? You're not feeling well?"
"Is something or someone making your life a living hell?"
My answer will be, "There's no longer a reason to smile, at work or at play."
"The sunshine has gone, no longer shining my way."
They query on, "Why is that so? You want to talk about it?"
"Maybe it could lighten your sadness just a little bit?"
My simple reply, "I want to let it rest."
"Letting go of the past could be the very best."
‎"This gloom I feel, I shall keep it inside."
"Leave it alone, leaving it to hide."
"It is a something that I cannot share."
"Even to an imaginary someone who is not there."
"Maybe the time has arrived to finally let go."
"And just wait for happiness to come.. Today or tomorrow.."

|+ My WishList - Part One+|

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 03:08:49 GMT

Wow~!!!

Long time i nvr update this blog.. Totally forgot abt it.. Haha...

Anyways, today's entry will be abt my wishlist, abt wat i want and need to achieve.

1. Fix the netbook screen & keyboard
Estimated budget: $300
Darn, i accidentally stepped on my netbook and broke the screen. Nw i hv to use an external monitor, which is a strain on my neck coz my bro put the monitor higher than eye-level which makes us hv to look up coz we're sitting on the floor, and sitting on a stool doesn't make it any better... Haha... Yes, i noe, i complain a lot... =P
The keyboard keys came off coz i got itchy fingers, pluck them out then cant fix them back coz i broke the holder. I very noty ryt? Hahaha... =P

2. E-book reader
Estimated budget: $500
I wanted an e-book reader a long time ago, ever since it was invented, but nvr got round to buying it coz nvr got the budget. So maybe i could try to aim it ard Christmas time coz surely that's where a lot of discounts will appear.. =P

At the moment, only these 2 items are on the TOP PRIORITY list.
Will add more if it comes to mind..

|+ Life Update +|

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:17:38 GMT

Wow.. My last entry was 2 mths plus ago.. No shit..

Ok.. I'm down with diarrhoea.. Been in and out the toilet like more than 5 times..
And tummy still hurts after taking diarrhoea medicine.. Wonder if it got remixed with menstrual symptoms coz my back aches..

Me and my current beau, been together for 6 mths.. Hopefully it cn outlast my 9mths relationship for real love, and 1yr plus of puppy love.. It has already past my 2nd longest relationship for real love that is 6mhs.. Hopefully within 3 yrs we cn get married.. Dun think we need an engagement just to prove that we belong to someone.. I prefer marriage straightaway coz less money will be spent.. And also due to our big families, i dun think we cn afford engagement and marriage.. Even if we were to hv an engagement dat consists of only each other's family, the exchange of rings/gifts will still be a fortune.. So better save up for marriage only where we will be able to invite families and friends (and we do hv lots of friends to invite, online and offline which cn come up to a total of 200 friends minimum..)

I will nvr regret the day i met him.. He may not be qualified as a girl's dream guy but he is mine.. I do not need riches or masculine figure to get me hot.. I do not need a nice face to stare at all day.. What i do need is someone to cherish and to hold, in sickness and in health, til death do us part..

Everyday seeing him makes me feel that I am falling in love all over again.. It is not like 50 First Date (Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore) but something like that. He always has some new ways to entertain you and make you smile, his mistakes and typo-ness makes him cute, etc etc..

We've also had our share of arguments..

"To err is human, to forgive divine - Alexander Pope (1688 - 1744)"

So however nice our relationship has been, there isn't an argument that doesn't occur..

That is all for today. If you have any qns, plz leave a comment.

Thank you for your kind attention.

|+ Memo From Management +|

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 07:14:34 GMT

Memo to All Employees:

In order to ensure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T).

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Program - Special High Intensity Training (D.E.E.P-S.H.I.T) .
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training - Special High Intensity Training (E.A.T-S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T , you may be interested in a job teaching others.

We can add your name to our Basic Understanding List of Leaders - Special High Intensity Training (B.U.L.L-S.H.I.T).
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of Managerial Operational Research Education - Special High Intensity Training (M.O.R.E-S.H.I.T) . This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E-S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Teaching - Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T-S.H.I.T) .

Thank you. !
Boss In General - Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G-S.H.I.T)

P.S.: Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their lives, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T . I have already had my fill of S.H.I.T.

Thank you for your time!

Sincerely
Director Under the Main Bureau - Special High Intensity Training.
(D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

|+ An Email for Bill Gates from the Indian Customer +|

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:20:49 GMT

From : Mr. Suresh Singh of Tamil Nadu, India
To: Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some Problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft Sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that?

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

11. Why is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

Regards, Suresh